Amusing search terms

**Westech** · 11-30-2004, 05:35 PM

I was just going through my visitor logs and checking out the search terms that people used to find my sites. Every now and then I run across some that are pretty funny:

Originally Posted by Westech's stats program

(games that you can play online for free right now)

(a lot of fighting games, that you can play with stick people on the internet without down loading anything)

(free online games like a computer game called zoo tycoon and you can download it for free!)

Apparently some people have absolutely no concept of how a search engine works!

Does anyone else have any amusing search terms to share?

**James** · 11-30-2004, 10:52 PM

Lol those are pretty good...

I've only got
"what happens if you get too lazy"
and
"honey sos wtf"
going to Too Lazy To Blog
The 2nd one makes more sense, because I put it in like h1 or h2 tags in one entry.

**MarkB** · 11-30-2004, 11:41 PM

"wedding sex" - 137 hits in November.

**incka** · 12-01-2004, 03:13 AM

337184
where+can+i+play+air+hockey+online+for+free%3f
where+can+i+find+online+free+buzzer+games
139
napkin+foldings

Actually, looking at statistics, alot of songs and books I like have been searched for and found on my site. How spooky is that...

**Westech** · 12-01-2004, 08:10 AM

lol. Some of those are pretty good.

Probably some of the funniest I've seen came from nsuforum.com . We have a member with the username Browneye, and somehow one of our pages got ranked very highly for the term "browneye." For a while, there were tons of searches coming in for phrases that included the word "browneye" + various other things I probably shouldn't repeat here. The logs showed that everyone who arrived via that search term just looked at the page they landed on and left immediately. I guess they weren't finding what they were looking for...