View Full Version : Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

01-07-2004, 09:19 PM
I thought everyone would enjoy this. :D

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. :rolleyes: :p

01-07-2004, 09:33 PM
I love reading that article every time someone posts it. :)

01-08-2004, 01:54 AM
LOL... How stupid can people get...

Telnet is used on windows for goodness sake! Flash is on most PCs and if for entertainment. Most pc stores in the UK sell AMD computers...

01-08-2004, 04:46 AM
Read it again ;)