Open letter to Google

[davesplace1]

Hey Google, whats up? My site has been up for like days now and yet it is still not number 1 in the SERPs. I even have a backlink to my homepage from my cousin Bubba's web site and his site has a PR2 so I know my site should be #1 in the SERPs. Anyho I've spend hours ( at least 2 ) SEOing my homepage, so you guys need to get on the ball and make my homepage the #1 result in the SERPs. If you don't make my homepage number 1, I'm going to use another search engine. Thanks, Dave :D

[Westech]

You have every right to be outraged! I would also add that you'll sue them for loss of revenue if they don't comply within 2 business days.

[r2d2]

Hey Google, whats up? My site has been up for like days now and yet it is still not number 1 in the SERPs. I even have a backlink to my homepage from my cousin Bubba's web site and his site has a PR2 so I know my site should be #1 in the SERPs. Anyho I've spend hours ( at least 2 ) SEOing my homepage, so you guys need to get on the ball and make my homepage the #1 result in the SERPs. If you don't make my homepage number 1, I'm going to use another search engine. Thanks, Dave :D


You too !??! I have exactly the same problem! Maybe we should start a new search engine, and put all our sites at the top :)

[Emancipator]

ROFL **** you had me pissing my pants laughing Dave.

[MarkB]

PR2?! I'm only PR6 :( I'll be PR1 soon! I just know it! :)

[moonshield]

lol, are you serious?

[MarkB]

LOL - 934 posts and people still take me seriously? :P

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[James]

936 now.

Nice letter. You should send it with a bright orange typeface, bolding every second letter like this.

Maybe I should send another one talking about how you can't get in; they'll be scared if I threaten to leave, I get almost 5 UNIQUE visitors per day--that means different people!!

[moonshield]

Sorry to burst your bubble... thats me. My IP Address is dynamic. I vist your site every hour. :)

[joeychgo]

Hey Google, whats up? My site has been up for like days now and yet it is still not number 1 in the SERPs. I even have a backlink to my homepage from my cousin Bubba's web site and his site has a PR2 so I know my site should be #1 in the SERPs. Anyho I've spend hours ( at least 2 ) SEOing my homepage, so you guys need to get on the ball and make my homepage the #1 result in the SERPs. If you don't make my homepage number 1, I'm going to use another search engine. Thanks, Dave :D


So - any respoonse? LOL

[davesplace1]

No responce yet, not even a Christmas card :(

[James]

Sorry to burst your bubble... thats me. My IP Address is dynamic. I vist your site every hour.
WHatt?! THATzs EVUN BETTAR!

[shim]

I guess I over reacted when my 3 hour old site didn't reach #1.:mad: Davesplace1, you waited a few days to contact these people?!?! You have so much more patience than I do.

[Peter T Davis]

Hey, just add a few of those invisible links, those will help!

[intelliot]

Anyone get a response yet? I think Google will be generous since it's Christmas.